[Gehn, lord of ages]

Mediterranean Switzerland, just chilling out at the beaches.

...
Let's not mess with Ohio - they have about as much military power as Sardinia, Austria, and the Papal States combined.

Also, where's the English Colonial War for Dutch Guyana, and whatever the Baltic Duchy war was?

[AaronAKAAtrus]

Veovis.... running the SEnate...

Add a country... named.. United Smoothies of Japan!
Oh, and about the walrus thing... on the day of dancing, i requested I am the walrus... and got a celtic song called "Walrus."

[Shinkansen]

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 21 2010, 08:48 AM, said:

Also, where's the English Colonial War for Dutch Guyana, and whatever the Baltic Duchy war was?

Here it is.

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I kind of just take pictures of anything remotely interesting that happens, and I process them afterwards, so they get really out of order.

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 21 2010, 08:48 AM, said:

Let's not mess with Ohio - they have about as much military power as Sardinia, Austria, and the Papal States combined.

Speaking of which...

Chapter Three
Ohio! Sonorans! Wars! Muzzle-Loading Rifles! More Wars! Attrition!
1838-1840

Bell: Ding ding ding!

Jesthar: Ok, let's get this meeting started!

Aaron: I wOUld lIkE tO rEpOrt thAt wE hAvE sUccEssfUlly ExEcUtEd a rEbEl!

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Allatwan: But he's only a kid! You're horrible!

ICE: No, minor is his culture group.

Allatwan: What?

ICE: He's a Native American Minor.

TopherBear: As opposed to a Native American Major?

ICE: Something like that...

TopherBear: Whatever...by the way, where's Gloa?

Jesthar: Erm...

*Gloa enters, carrying several files*

Gloa: Ok everybody, here's the situation: we're all in big trouble.

Jesthar: No, wait why?

Gloa: Look... *takes out first file*

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Gloa: First, some random crazy war happens in Tennessee...

Lostthyme: Tennessee?

Gloa: I know, weird. And then this happens...

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Nyrunia: So?

Gloa: Canada doesn't belong in New England any more than Switzerland doesn't belong in the Mediterranean...or...I mean that Canada shouldn't belong in New England any more than Switzerland doesn't mean to be in the Mediterranean...I mean...AGH! It MEANS New England owns not a scrap of New England! They're now some sort of Massachusetts-Connecticut-Rhode Island Confederation!

ICE: So?

Gloa: Fine, I'll put it this way: KOSOVO!

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ICE: NO, NOT MY KOSOVO! WAAAAAGH!

Lostthyme: Umm...what is it with you and the weak, friendless countries?

ICE: They're weak.

TopherBear: And friendless?

ICE: Yeah!

Veovis: Just like you.

ICE: What the-WHY DO YOU KEEP POPPING UP LIKE THAT!

Veovis: Magic.

ICE: THERE'S NO SUCH THING...I'm beginning to think you're imaginary.

Veovis: Ha! I am beyond the realm of your puny imagination!

ICE: Ok, just for that, I'm going to rearrange the furniture in the Senate.

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Veovis: NO, DON'T TOUCH MY SENATE!!!

*Veovis exeunt*

Jesthar: Well now...shall we continue with the briefing?

Gloa: Yes, lets-

Aaron: OmgwtfbbqlOlOlOlOlOlOlOl!!! rEbEls In my sOnOrA!!!

Allatwan: Pardon?

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Aaron: rEbEls In my sOnOrA!!!

TopherBear: Can you just ignore them for now.

Aaron: nO, thE mAstEr wOUld nOt ApprOvE.

Everyone Else:

Aaron: Would it help if I talked like this?

Lostthyme: No, it wouldn't.

Aaron:

Gloa: Anyway, on with my North America briefing...the Mormons-

ICE: MORMONS!!!

Gloa: Sorry, Deseret and California declared war on each other.

Jesthar: Wouldn't that be a good thing?

Gloa: They keep bugging us about military access...

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Gloa: ...so I told them both no, and sent them this map:

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Allatwan: That's not very nice.

Gloa: Is that all you say?

Allatwan: What?

Gloa: Your the Intelligence Chief. Go assassinate the CEO of the East India Company or something!

Allatwan: Ok. I'm off, huzzah!

*Exits*

Gloa (quietly): Ok, so only six others left...

Capella: What?

Gloa: Nothing...erm...we all have to be worried about Ohio now...

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Jesthar: So now what?

Nyrunia: Muzzle-loaded rifles!

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Gloa: No, I don't think that'll work...

Capella: Why not?

Gloa: Because even if the Ohionanians-

Lostthyme: Ohioans.

Gloa: Ohionanians have flintlock rifles, they're still more of them.

Capella: Don't they still have to cross the Great Plains first?

Gloa: Yes, well...that's...STOP RUINING MY PARANOIA WITH YOUR LOGIC! GO AND COLONISE WYOMING OR SOMETHING!

Aaron: We can do that?

Gloa: YES!

TopherBear: We're a secondary power? When did that happen?

Gloa: Before
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AFTER!!!

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Chorus: It's Preacher Man! It's Preacher Man! It's Preacher Man!
He's does whatever a preacher can!
He cannot fly, he's Preacher Man!
He cannot die, he's Preacher Man!
It's Preacher Man! It's Preacher Man! It's Preacher Man!
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AFTER AFTER!!!
Randomeel: Oh, hi...erm...
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AFTER AGAIN AFTER!!!
chucker: Well, in that case, I appoint Shinkansen the leader of the 10,000 year plan for industrial improvement.

Shinkansen: Wait, how am I supposed to live 10,000 years?

Capella: You'll figure it out.
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OOPS SORRY TOO FAR AFTER!!!

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TopherBear: So, we have more cattle now. Big deal.

Lostthyme: But we can build so many more canned food factories!

Gloa: And now we're a Great Power!

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Gloa: We can no go and influence countries, like Columbia!

Jesthar: Why?

Gloa: So we can build the Panama Canal and-

Chorus: Canal Dude! It's Canal Dude! He's Engineering with attitude!

Gloa: Quiet, not yet!

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Chorus: East India Company, they make you pay! East India Company, you will rue the day! East India Company, oh EIC! EIC! EIC! Hooray!

Gloa: Wait, what...oh...ALLATWAN!!!

Allatwan: Yeah?

Gloa: Didn't I send you to assassinate the EIC CEO?

Allatwan: LOL I had a NTK about the location of the CEO while UCIFL in the BDO while the NGO did a AFL-CIO for the NASDAQ in the NDASP of the local wine sellers.

Gloa: What?

Allatwan: EIC no likey sneaky assassination attempts, Gloa!

Capella: Hate to interrupt this fascinating conversation, but has anyone checked on the status of the army?

Gloa: ...no, why?

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Capella: THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!

Gloa: Maybe they're just sleeping?

Capella: Argh!

Aaron: Wait, isn't it my job to announce that we've become a Great Power? WALRUS IS NOT AMUSED!

Next time...the 1840's

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 21 2010, 06:10 PM, said:

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But then they lose the element of idiotic surprise!

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Who's this Minister of Security dude? Is it me? Can I annex this title?

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Aaron: Wait, isn't it my job to announce that we've become a Great Power? WALRUS IS NOT AMUSED!

Silly Aaron, it's the Minister of Security's job (which is now me, by foreign ministerial degree ).

[Allatwan]

Hahah, looks like our State is beyond chaotic XD
@Shinkansen: I like how you add the chorus in there as a parody of Greek plays ^^ Sophocles and Euripides would not have liked it though ^^

[AaronAKAAtrus]

NEXT CHAPTER:
Preacher man converts the entire Mormon population! and Veovis!

[Allatwan]

AaronAKAAtrus, on Oct 22 2010, 05:19 PM, said:

NEXT CHAPTER:
Preacher man converts the entire Mormon population! and Veovis!

Oh YES! XD

[Topher Bear]

I know, lets stop taxing our citizens till they hate us, lets tax our enemies citizens!

As for not having any armies, erm, erm, lets make trolls, we have concrete factories after all!

[Shinkansen]

Topher Bear, on Oct 23 2010, 02:33 AM, said:

As for not having any armies, erm, erm, lets make trolls, we have concrete factories after all!

Golems, yay!

Allatwan, on Oct 22 2010, 05:29 AM, said:

I like how you add the chorus in there as a parody of Greek plays ^^ Sophocles and Euripides would not have liked it though ^^

Ah, yes, that was my intention all along; it's not like I'm claiming credit for an excellent idea someone else thought up while assuming that I'm a genius.

Which I am, of course.

Yes...erm...

Update!

Chapter Four
Wait, What?
1840-1843

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Veovis: Wait, what? Elections?!

Sirrus: Ha ha ha!

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Sirrus: I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!

Gloa: No, Sirrus, no! My plans!

Sirrus: Mwha-ha ha ha ha!

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Capella: No! Get out of my Alamosa! Go Jenir go!

Jenir: OMGWTFBBQLOLOLOL ATTACK!!!

Gloa: Wait, loosing Great Power status? No, my plans!

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Hood: i can win thz!!111oneone

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Hood: hax

Jenir: OMGHAHAHALOLOLOLOL i pwn ur armi hoodz

TopherBear: What happened to the Battle of Alamosa?

Jenir: iz sekret

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Gloa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: Alright, this has gone long enough!

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Sirrus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: Oh, please be quiet.

Veovis: Yay!

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Jenir: i iz in ur captal, occupieing ur bses

Hood: i surrndr u wnt alliancez???

Gloa: Wait, what, we're at peace?

Capella: Apparently...

Preacher Man: Halt, evil-doer!

Aaron: AAARGH! PREACHER MAN! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

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Chorus: You killed Preacher Man! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: Please be quiet.

Nyrunia: Wait, I can save the Preacher Man!

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Aaron: My plans! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: Why is everyone always SHOUTING AT RANDOM!!!

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Gloa: Great Power again, yay!

Aaron: Stop stealing my job!

Luna: Ha ha, I'm rearranging your furniture!

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Lostthyme: Wait, what?

Veovis: My Senate! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Veovis: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Randomeel: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Veovis: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Serbia: Ha ha, I'm expanding at random!

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TopherBear: Wait, what?

Jesthar: Countries can talk?

Acela: Of course!

Afghanistan: Right you are, you big hairy git!

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Jesthar: Well, this is ridiculous!

Capella: We don't even have a navy to get at the landlocked country on the other side of the world!

Afghanistan:

[AaronAKAAtrus]

Aw. i like preacher man.

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 23 2010, 08:28 PM, said:

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The fangirls got 100% of the vote? What voting system is this?

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Ooh, influence information. Handy. What's the flag (is that Ohio's?) next to Canada mean? Competition?

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Gloa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

MEXICOOOOOOO!

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Afghanistan: Right you are, you big hairy git!

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Jesthar: Well, this is ridiculous!

Capella: We don't even have a navy to get at the landlocked country on the other side of the world!

Afghanistan:

Yay for landlocked countries insulting other for-all-practical-purposes-landlocked countries!

[Shinkansen]

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 10:54 AM, said:

The fangirls got 100% of the vote? What voting system is this?

Only Landed (aristocrats and capitalists) Voting. There's only about 6500 people in the country who are allowed to vote, so it's entirely possible that all the votes went to one party. Luckily, the King can always reappoint the Conservatives rather than those pesky Reactionaries (who's Jingoism policy increases military supply consumption)

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 10:54 AM, said:

Ooh, influence information. Handy. What's the flag (is that Ohio's?) next to Canada mean? Competition?

Yup. Ohio, at that point, was influencing Canada for some reason.
They've since fallen to regular, civilised nation status.
So has Mexico, amazingly.

Here's the diplo situation in 1850:

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Moscow's soon going to loose their Great Power status to Bohemia-Moravia.

As you can tell, the only reason we're a Great Power is because of our really high prestige. Researching medicine and those art techs really boosts prestige early on in the game.
I've ordered the countries so you can see who we're influencing and who's already in the Economic sphere of influence.
I was really surprised when Castille formed Iberia; last I checked, Castille was a fairly minor power.
Oh well.

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 24 2010, 10:36 AM, said:

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 10:54 AM, said:

The fangirls got 100% of the vote? What voting system is this?

Only Landed (aristocrats and capitalists) Voting. There's only about 6500 people in the country who are allowed to vote, so it's entirely possible that all the votes went to one party. Luckily, the King can always reappoint the Conservatives rather than those pesky Reactionaries (who's Jingoism policy increases military supply consumption)

So our only aristocrats and capitalists are all Sirrus fangirls? D:

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 10:54 AM, said:

Ooh, influence information. Handy.
Here's the diplo situation in 1850:

Nice. Very juicy sphere of influence. Are we able to unify into a larger country at some point?

Also, prestige is good. We lead by honor, not by steel.

[Shinkansen]

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 01:54 PM, said:

Are we able to unify into a larger country at some point?

Unfortunately, no.
Right now, Mysteriac culture is in it's own cultural group.
I suppose I could cheat and move it into the American culture group. Then we'd be able to form the United States.
But then we wouldn't have our beautiful flag any more.
(or the custom Party names)

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 01:54 PM, said:

Also, prestige is good. We lead by honor, not by steel.

Except most of our prestige came from the discovery of sterile surgical techniques and realist art.

[AaronAKAAtrus]

OMG FANGIRLS! THE WALRUS HATES FANGIRLS AND SIRRUS!c

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 24 2010, 12:06 PM, said:

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 01:54 PM, said:

Are we able to unify into a larger country at some point?

Unfortunately, no.
Right now, Mysteriac culture is in it's own cultural group.
I suppose I could cheat and move it into the American culture group. Then we'd be able to form the United States.
But then we wouldn't have our beautiful flag any more.
(or the custom Party names)

We can't make the Mysteric culture its own cultural group with other cultures moved into it, and the ability to form Greater D'ni or something (maybe with North African and Middle Eastern territories )?

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Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 01:54 PM, said:

Also, prestige is good. We lead by honor, not by steel.

Except most of our prestige came from the discovery of sterile surgical techniques and realist art.

Er, we lead by mundane art and healthiness!

[Shinkansen]

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 04:46 PM, said:

We can't make the Mysteric culture its own cultural group with other cultures moved into it, and the ability to form Greater D'ni or something (maybe with North African and Middle Eastern territories )?

Yay, let's go antagonise Occitania and Iberia, whose militaries are about 27 bajillion times more powerful than ours!

Chapter Five
Sirrus! Alcoholism! Grievous Insults! Colonies!
1844-1850

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Sirrus: Yay, my party won again!

Veovis: No you didn't; you only got 30.49% of the vote.

Sirrus: It says a coalition won. That means I get to make the decisions 30.49% of the time.

Veovis: No, it means-

Sirrus: RED WINE!

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Jesthar: Is this really the time?

Sirrus: What's wrong with a few drinks? *hiccup*

Luna: You're all going to ruin the country.

Veovis: STOP REARRANGING MY SENATE!

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Later...

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Nyrunia: Yay, we discovered something that everyone else already knew!

TopherBear: Now we can lower taxes.

Aaron: Why?

TopherBear: So we can tax our enemies.

Gloa: And that entails...?

TopherBear: Raising tariffs.

Lostthyme: Don't do that! It'll make the factory workers angry!

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Lostthyme: Ok, it has made the factory workers angry...

Aaron: AUGH KILL THEM ALL!!!

Jenir: 'k

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Jenir: gah ded...

Capella: Oops...

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Later...

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Gloa: Whoa...

Manchuria: But of course that such a simpleton like yourself would be confused by such simple events.

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Gloa: Wait, what?

Ming: Oh, so the idiot wants us to slow down for him?

Gloa: You're countries! You're not supposed to be-

Shanxi: Like you know what's actually going on.

Gloa: But...but...but...

Sudan: 'But but but'. What are you, some sort of motor-power boat.

Yemen: Good one!

Gloa: ALRIGHT! NOW HEAR THIS!

Afghanistan: So it wants to speak now?

Gloa: Now, I'm going to come and get you-

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Gloa: Step...

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Gloa: ...by...

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Gloa: ...step.

Allatwan: Lol, you're expanding the wrong direction. They're all to the west.

Countries: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Gloa: My prestige...it's shrivelling...loosing Great Power status...can't...go...on...like...this...gurgle...

Nyrunia: THORAX SURGERY!!!

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Countries: Eeek!

Gloa: Wow, that worked. Why?

Nyrunia: Dunno.

Liberals: Maybe because you're such a great steaming mass of-

Aaron: PREACHER MAN!!!

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Chorus: Preacher Man! Preacher Man! Does whatever-

Nyrunia: Stop that! Aaron, what did you do to Preacher Man?

Aaron: Nothing illegal.

Nyrunia: Given the fact that Sirrus keeps winning a good portion of the votes, that doesn't restore my confidence.

[Jesthar]

Loving the motor boat line!

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 25 2010, 03:44 PM, said:

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 24 2010, 04:46 PM, said:

We can't make the Mysteric culture its own cultural group with other cultures moved into it, and the ability to form Greater D'ni or something (maybe with North African and Middle Eastern territories )?

Yay, let's go antagonise Occitania and Iberia, whose militaries are about 27 bajillion times more powerful than ours!

Yes! Antagonize, antagonize! That's what you're here for.

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Lovely pastoral memories in Tucson?

Those darn Asian splinter states (and Sudan). No respect for their elders (since we're D'ni so we're a really old civilization, right?). Can we eventually annex one of them?

[AaronAKAAtrus]

Jeez, racist newspaper illustrators.
Why WOULD we hurt preacher man? he says not to overthrow govts.

[Gehn, lord of ages]

AaronAKAAtrus, on Oct 25 2010, 06:39 PM, said:

Jeez, racist newspaper illustrators.

And strangely enough, I just noticed that it's even the Manchurian state which is mentioned. How appropriate.

[AaronAKAAtrus]

hmm.

[Shinkansen]

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 25 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

Lovely pastoral memories in Tucson?

Erm...very dry pastoral memories.
Well, at least it didn't happen in Alaska.

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 25 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

Those darn Asian splinter states (and Sudan). No respect for their elders (since we're D'ni so we're a really old civilization, right?). Can we eventually annex one of them?

I think they might be masochistic. I mean, we've gotten that event about 487 times from Manchuria and some random Central Asian Khanate. At least Japan isn't getting uppity; I think they're trying to Westernise.

Also, is it just me, or does Ukraine look like some monster trying to eat Poland (besides the fact that they ARE eating Poland. Slowly.)

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Also also also, anyone want to do a guest chapter?

[Gehn, lord of ages]

Shinkansen, on Oct 25 2010, 07:51 PM, said:

Gehn, lord of ages, on Oct 25 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

Those darn Asian splinter states (and Sudan). No respect for their elders (since we're D'ni so we're a really old civilization, right?). Can we eventually annex one of them?

I think they might be masochistic. I mean, we've gotten that event about 487 times from Manchuria and some random Central Asian Khanate.

Actually, that sounds pretty much like how it was in history.

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Poland looks like a hippo. A hungry hungry hippo. With sort of messed up legs.

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Also also also, anyone want to do a guest chapter?

I'll do one.

[Gehn, lord of ages]

CHAPTER SIX
"In any society there will always be a small percentage of the population with rebellious tendencies."
1850-1860

Veovis: Okay, guys, we have a SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE!

Jesthar: What?

Veovis: POETS!

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Veovis: SEND THE SECRET POLICE! POETRY MUST DIE!

Shinkansen: OH NOEZ!

Lostthyme: What is it this 'thyme?

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Shinkansen: They were so weak and alone.

Jesthar: Can we actually have a real actually important plot point. Don't tell me the whole 1850's were this insignificant.

Gloa: We just colonized another place! It's some weird exotic land called 'North Dakota'.

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Veovis: And what is all that green stuff all over the map?

Sloa: Our sphere of influence!

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Gloa: My precioussss...

Topher: You mentioned Yucatan twice.

Aloa: How rude. Well, then. I'm off to colonize more stuff!

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Allatwan: What a nuisance.

Veovis: All these colonies are making my nation look fat.

Allatwan: Well, you know, we could do something about that. You see, I have these friends...

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Shinkansen: Oh noez, revolutionaries!

Randomeel: How dare they! Next thing, they might be wanting to depose the king!

Allatwan: You can't stop us. It's springtime! The Springtime of Nations!

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Shinkansen: ...it's October.

Nyrunia: And we're not even in Europe. What are they teaching kids these days about geography?

Allatwan: Who cares, lol!

Capella: Hey guys, I met some strange army marching around our streets. Don't know who could have gotten there - and so well disguised too, they looked almost like our own citizens! Needless to say, we took care of them.

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Allatwan: At least we're gaining in the polls.

Aaron: THIS JUST IN!

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PiiFloa: Paris, don't say you're in Egypt now too.

Afghanistan: And what could you do if they were, huh, you big lazy blob? You're just like that lame-o Scotland.

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Canada: Weeeee're GREAT!

Everyone: scary northern power neighbor!

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HtCloa: Die die die, Canadian influence! Must. protect. sphere.

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iMaOAatiaVLAloa: Noooooooo!

Aaron: You need some TEA!

Lostthyme: By the way, there's some stuff happening over in Montana. Maybe we should take care of-

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Aaron: NO. TEA TIME!

Nyrunia: Do we even drink tea.

Aaron: WE CANNOT BE PROPER VICTORIANS WITHOUT DRINKING TEA!