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#51 User is offline   Allatwan 

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 10:53 AM

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Oct 26 2010, 10:21 AM, said:

Aaron: WE CANNOT BE PROPER VICTORIANS WITHOUT DRINKING TEA!

Hear hear! XD
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Posted 26 October 2010 - 03:43 PM

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Oct 26 2010, 09:21 AM, said:

Topher: You mentioned Yucatan twice.

Oops.

View PostAllatwan, on Oct 26 2010, 10:53 AM, said:

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Oct 26 2010, 10:21 AM, said:

Aaron: WE CANNOT BE PROPER VICTORIANS WITHOUT DRINKING TEA!

Hear hear! XD

:bored:

Chapter Seven

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"In any society there will always be a small percentage of the population with rebellious tendencies."

Speaking of which...
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Veovis: Seriously, how do you keep winning?

Sirrus: I have a way with women.

Veovis: There aren't any women voters. All the voters are rich old men.

Sirrus: Erm...oh look, gold! Yay! *runs off*

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Veovis: *sigh*

Chartists: You know, if you extended voting rights, this might not happen so much.

Aaron: YARGH DIE EVIL LIBERALS!!!

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Chartists: AUGH!!!

Capella: You know, if you keep doing this, we're going to have real rebel problems.

Veovis: We do have real rebel problems.

Capella: I mean real real rebel problems.

Veovis: Look, the rebels can't get any realer, can they?

Jesthar: Why are you still here? Sirrus' party won.

Veovis: I get to be Prime Minister 40% of the time.

TGV: That's not how coalition governments work!

Veovis: Quiet.

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Aaron: Uh-oh!

Luna: Yay, my party exists! I'm no longer going to vanish in puffs of logic!

Veovis: Oy...

Gloa: AUGH!!!

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Gloa: WHY DOES THE MAIL ALWAYS COME AT ONCE?! Anyway...I'd guess we'd better sign it, so-

Sirrus: NO!

Allatwan: What? Lol, like everyone else signed it.

Sirrus: I'm not signing anything that Poland signed. They got eaten by Ukraine. I'm not getting eaten by Ukraine, ergo I'm not signing anything Poland signed.

TGV: BUT TRIESTE SIGNED IT!!!

Sirrus: Trieste can go sign the wall for all I care!

Gloa: Careful! They might declare war on us for grievous insults!

Sirrus: Yeah, like anyone would care about Trieste.

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Later...


Aaron: OMG YOU MEXICAN PEOPLES IN OUR COUNTRY STOP BUILDING HOUSES!

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Mexican Dude: But where will we live?

Sirrus: Don't know, don't care.

Mexican Dude: Militancy rising...rising...rising...
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After the Later...


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Lostthyme: So why do we care about plants in Yap?

Gloa: Because it's a cool name!

TGV: Yap yap yap yap yap-

Gloa: Quiet!

Allatwan: Lol, Gloa, Yap's part of Iberia. They won't like us poking around their yap.

Everyone Else: :rotflol:

Allatwan: For cryin' out loud...you know what I mean...

Iberia: AUGH YOU GET OUT OF MY YAP!

Paris: BE QUIET, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP!!

Occitania: It's just a place on a map.

Ireland: Hey, don't get in a rhyming trap!

Iberia: Ohhh...I hate you all!

Countries: OH YEAH???

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Gloa: What have I done?

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Iberia: ...gurgle...

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Paris: Man, that felt good!

Occitania: Let's go beat up some other country!

Paris: Yeah!

Belgium: :arianna:

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Paris: Aww, don't feel too bad, it's nothing personal...

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Netherlands: Wow, Belgium got beat up pretty badly, I guess I shouldn't give them such a hard time...

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Gloa: Europe, you make less and less sense every day.

Bukkhara: Well, I wouldn't expect someone of your mental capacity to understand our continent.

Gloa: What?! Oh, for cryin'...I don't even know where Bukkhara is!

Bukkhara: Over here, you vermin-ridden bombastic blockhead!

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Gloa: ...I'm going to colonise Missouri...

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Louisiana: NOOOO!! NOT MY MISSOURI!!!

Gloa: This is really...I'm going to colonise Iowa...

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Gloa: There, we're all done!

Jesthar: Our name still doesn't fit on the map.

TopherBear: It's all squnched up.

Gloa: Fine, well, we can go and do...something...like...

Nyrunia: Raid other peoples' colonies with our ironclads!

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Capella: Cool!

Jacobins: NO NO WAR!!!

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Sirrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaron: I'd like to report that the Jacobin Rebels have risen. Reports are coming in of rebel forces in Las Cruces. We must rally our forces to deal with this.

Capella: Isn't it your job to prevent these people from rebelling in the first place?

Aaron: Erm...

Capella: Ugh. Anyway..GO KENRI GO!

Kenri: ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!!

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Jacobins: Augh!!!

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Capella: Well, that was anti-climatic...
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#53 User is offline   Gehn, lord of ages 

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 04:04 PM

View PostShinkansen, on Oct 26 2010, 02:43 PM, said:

Capella: You know, if you keep doing this, we're going to have real rebel problems.

Veovis: We do have real rebel problems.

Capella: I mean real real rebel problems.

Pfft, rebels can't be that dangerous, can they? I mean, there's no giant fans to start blowing poison around through.

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That improves their assimilation... how?

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Sure, neutrality and independence... of what's left of it.

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Gloa: Europe, you make less and less sense every day.

Bukkhara: Well, I wouldn't expect someone of your mental capacity to understand our continent.

:bored: Shut up, Bukkhara, you're in the middle of Central Asia and probably aren't even civilized. :rotflol: I hope Kokand eats you.

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Jesthar: Our name still doesn't fit on the map.

Clearly this means we need to take some Canadian territory to stretch it out better, right?

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Sirrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaron: I'd like to report that the Jacobin Rebels have risen. Reports are coming in of rebel forces in Las Cruces. We must rally our forces to deal with this.

Rebels! :arianna:
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Posted 26 October 2010 - 05:30 PM

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Veovis: Look, the rebels can't get any realer, can they?

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 10:54 AM

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on Oct 26 2010, 05:30 PM, said:

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Veovis: Look, the rebels can't get any realer, can they?

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:arianna:

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Gloa: Europe, you make less and less sense every day.

So true. As for Ocitania... I'm amazed it even followed Paris there XD
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Posted 30 October 2010 - 04:33 PM

Chapter Eight
Ea! Ea! C'thulhu fhtagn!
1870-1878


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Aaron: WAAGH! Not again!

Capella: Send in the troops.

Jiladis: ATTACKATTACKOMGWTFBBQLOLOLOLATTACKKILLPAGANSREBELS!!!

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Rebels: Whoa-ba!

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Capella: Well, that was easy...

Aaron: But there were more of them this time!

Jesthar: Well, that's over with, can we get back to business?

Capella: Sure.

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Veovis: So, where's your electoral charms now, eh, Sirrus?

Sirrus: I...erm...I'm afraid I've had some trouble with Catherine, and the Moiety. In any society, there will-

Gloa: Stop stealing other people's lines.

Veovis: Go away, you're not even this government.

Sirrus: Fine. I'll go and rearrange the furniture in the Senate.

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Veovis: Stop-know what? I don't care anymore...

Lostthyme: Why doesn't the Senate have any connection whatsoever to the election returns?

Gloa: The Senate is appointed by the King.

Lostthyme: So why are there so many liberal Cyanist Party members?

*beat*

Lostthyme: Any ideas?

*beat*

Lostthyme: ...couldn't we ask the king?

*beat*

Shinkansen: PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH C'THULHU R'LYEH WGAH NAGL FHTAGN!!!

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Everyone Else: WHAT THE- NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

Shinkansen: Don't blame me, blame New England!

Gloa: Who doesn't own any of New England...

Jesthar: I can see the meeting is going nowhere...again...

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Shinkansen: No, not Nedj!

Allatwan: How do you pronounce that, anyway?

Shinkansen: Nee-JUH-dee?

Lostthyme: No, it's like 'Nedch', like Hedge.

Allatwan: 'Nedch'? Lol, that's nigh unpronounceable.

Gloa: Wait a minute, since when was there a United Kingdom.

Allatwan: Lol, ever since England went into some sort of marriage thingy with Scotland. Seriously, you're the Foreign Minister, you're supposed to keep track of things like this.

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Gloa: Well, you're the...wait, what's your job again?

Allatwan: I organise the rebels.

Gloa: Ah, ok.

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Veovis: Ok, what's with our electorate? Are they drugged or something?

Sirrus: Perhaps... :arianna:

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Gloa: Well, so much for that...

Iberia: Ha, I wouldn't expect someone like you to find the broadside of a screendoor on a submarine at night while chewing gum in a helicopter with an ejection seat!

Gloa: ...pardon?

Iberia: It's a sort of insult, you see...ever since I became a Great Power I haven't been very good at them...

Sirrus: No! An insult to my honour! This will not stand!

Gloa: No, really, it's alright-

Sirrus: RELEASE THE FURBYKRAKEN!

Capella: We don't have a Furbykraken.

Sirrus: Fine...erm...RELEASE THE IRONCLADS!

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Sirrus: Well, this is taking a while...

Capella: They have to go all the way around South America.

Sirrus: Oh...

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Sirrus: Are they there yet?

Capella: No.

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Jedur: Man, this is taking a while.

Random Sailor #1: Yup.

Jedur: So long, that I think I'll just fall over into the sea and die!

Random Sailor #2: What?

Jedur: Wheee!

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Random Sailor #3: Oh dear...

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Sirrus: So, erm, at this rate, all our soldiers will be dead before they can invade something because of the long trip?

Capella: Yup.

Sirrus: Can we build the Panama Canal yet?

Nyrunia: No.

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Sirrus: How about now?

Nyrunia: No.

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Sirrus: How about now?

Nyrunia: Ye-

Chorus: CANAL DUDE! CANAL DUDE! HE'S ENGINEERING WITH ATTITUDE! CANAL-

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Sirrus: GAH! Go and invade Puerto Rico or something!

Chorus: THE MINSTREL BOY TO THE WAR HAS GONE, HIS FIFE AND HARP STRUNG BEHIND HIM-

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Nyrunia: Here, you might want this...


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Posted 30 October 2010 - 04:43 PM

So we sent our ironclad fleet all around South America, and then built the Panama Canal? :arianna:

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Cascadia has an empress?

Also, is Occitania trying to pick the smallest, most widely dispersed territories possible?
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 04:12 AM

View PostShinkansen, on Oct 30 2010, 11:33 PM, said:

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Yeah! I got elected :arianna: :rotflol:
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:54 AM

View PostShinkansen, on Oct 30 2010, 04:33 PM, said:

Sirrus: RELEASE THE FURBYKRAKEN!

Capella: We don't have a Furbykraken.

:arianna: OMG, how did you find out about this one?
@ Luna: Hey, how does one add that NaNo thing? :rotflol: I wanna show my 6763 words!
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 12:54 PM

View PostAllatwan, on Nov 1 2010, 06:54 PM, said:

View PostShinkansen, on Oct 30 2010, 04:33 PM, said:

Sirrus: RELEASE THE FURBYKRAKEN!

Capella: We don't have a Furbykraken.

:arianna: OMG, how did you find out about this one?
@ Luna: Hey, how does one add that NaNo thing? :rotflol: I wanna show my 6763 words!


because I posted the picture in the randomness thread

uhm I'll send you a PM , it is kind of a long explanation and off topic
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:25 PM

View Postluna, on Oct 31 2010, 05:12 AM, said:

Yeah! I got elected :bored:

Well, 11% of you got elected. :rotflol:

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Oct 30 2010, 05:43 PM, said:

Cascadia has an empress?

Apparently.
And Cascadia's in our Sphere, so we should've gotten first dibs on anything they found.
Stupid minor allied nations stealing our glory...

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Oct 30 2010, 05:43 PM, said:

So we sent our ironclad fleet all around South America, and then built the Panama Canal? :arianna:

Erm...yes.
I wanted to see how long it took without the canal.
Answer: a year and a half, and the fleet took 50% damage by the time it got to Puerto Rico.

Also, because I'm being lazy, anyone up for another guest chapter?
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 01:16 PM

YES!
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 05:54 PM

Our War with Iberia (or "Everyone: :arianna: ")
1878-1880
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Capella: WAR! ATTACK!
Pirates: HOO! HO! HAHAHA HE!
Everyone: :rotflol:
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Gehn, lord minister of ages foreign: We're screwed.
Nyrunia: Weird, Egypt is Islamic. How did THAT happen?
Everyone else: :bored:
Nyrunia: I once taught religious history. I am education minister, after all!
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Ar'tenen: Yes! Puerto Rico!
Nyrunia: Which means Good Port.
Everyone else: :P
Nyrunia: I also taught Spanish.
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Soldier: MY FEZ WILL CONQUER! FOR NOGALES!
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Lahkeer: Friends, Mysteriacs, countrymen, remember this one battle principle: the fez conquers all.
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Lahkeer: It even conquers Good Port as we speak.
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Lahkeer: Sigh, another battle. AND THEY HAVE HITLER!
Young Hitler: NO! SPRINGTIME FOR ARTHUR! HEIL!
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Everyone: :P :P :P :P
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Glmoaf: YES! WHOOO! WE WIN!
Everyone: :D
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Hippies: Yay! Finally!
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Gmof: But we want their alliance!
Jesthar: and how do we solve this?
Veovis:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooo....................
Everyone: :arianna:
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Gmof: We're still at war!
John Lennon, Menno Simons: Give peace a chance!
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Gmof: see, we almost won the war! 99% is small! :indenial:
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Aaron: Yes! more people to interrogate! And the secret police is now named the Relyimah!
Everyone: :arianna:
Aaron: well at least i'm not like the Nazis! theirs sounds like a disgusting spanish soup.
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(i was too lazy to put in a hitler stache.)
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Lahkeer: Finally, our fellow Fez-wearers.
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Posted 06 November 2010 - 07:18 PM

OK, it didn't suck that much.
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 04:01 AM

Actually, there have been pirates in North Africa, so that's not very strange, you know :arianna:
Nice job! Made me laugh with the fez ^^
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 04:54 AM

thanks!
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 01:16 PM

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on Nov 2 2010, 11:54 PM, said:

Nyrunia: Weird, Egypt is Islamic. How did THAT happen?
Everyone else: :arianna:
Nyrunia: I once taught religious history. I am education minister, after all!
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Ar'tenen: Yes! Puerto Rico!
Nyrunia: Which means Good Port.
Everyone else: :rotflol:
Nyrunia: I also taught Spanish.


:bored: Nice going!
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Posted 07 November 2010 - 03:17 PM

LOL thanks (after dysfamily its hard to see her as not evil.)
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 04:39 PM

Pop-culture references for the win. :D Particularly to Stoneship with the chanting pirates.

Can I join, Shinkansen?
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 01:06 PM

View PostZenoc2, on Nov 9 2010, 05:39 PM, said:

Can I join, Shinkansen?

Of course.
You can be Zenoc2, crusading journalist, on a mission to uncover the seedy and corrupt side of society.

And I would put an update here, except Imageshack isn't letting me upload anything, so you'll have to imagine us turning into perfectly ideal Victorian jerks.
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Posted 14 November 2010 - 06:20 PM

View PostShinkansen, on Nov 14 2010, 02:06 PM, said:

View PostZenoc2, on Nov 9 2010, 05:39 PM, said:

Can I join, Shinkansen?

Of course.
You can be Zenoc2, crusading journalist, on a mission to uncover the seedy and corrupt side of society.

And I would put an update here, except Imageshack isn't letting me upload anything, so you'll have to imagine us turning into perfectly ideal Victorian jerks.


Sounds good to me. :D Of course, if we're all perfect Victorian jerks, then we're already kind of corrupt, aren't we?
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 12:06 PM

Chapter Ten
A Place Under the Sun?
1880-1885


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Zenoc: This is Zenoc Two, Reporter Dude, live from London.

Chorus: Zenoczenoczenoczenoczenoczenoc...

Zenoc: Stop that. I'm here at the Congo Conference, where things are heating up. The Democratic Republic of Channelwood, flush from their brilliant victory over Iberia, has staked a claim on this part of Africa, even though they're not a European Country, something everyone else is holding against them. Now, to Foreign Minister Gloa. Gloa, your comments?

Gloa: Who are you talking to?

Zenoc: The guy taking notes.

Gloa: ...

Zenoc: What?

Gloa: You're a newspaper reporter, right?

Zenoc: So?

Gloa: ...nothing...Anyway...yes, things have been somewhat difficult for us. For some odd reason, being a Great Power isn't enough for some people, we actually have to be located on Europe to be 'important'. But I feel that even that will not be enough to stop us, and the nations of Europe will recognize our prestige and influence for what-

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Burgundy: Neer neer.

Gloa: Or maybe not...

Zenoc: And there you have it. The Belgian Congo is now owned by Burgundy. Even though it's turquoise.

Gloa: Back to square one, getting conflicting messages about our colonies...

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Zenoc: So, how are the efforts to make sure our poorer citizens are being treated fairly going?

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Lostthyme: I'm sorry, what?

Veovis: They're called poor people for a reason, you know!

Zenoc: Veeeery eeenteresting...

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Gloa: Mine mine mine! ALL MUST BE MINE!

Zenoc: What?

Gloa: ALL MUST BASK IN OUR IMPERIAL SPLENDOUR!!!

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Zenoc: Erm...

Gloa: GLORY TO US, FOR WE HAVE CONQUERED-oh shoot, not again...

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Gloa: These borders are starting to get on my nerves...

Shinkansen: :D

Jesthar: What, don't tell me you cared about Austria?

Shinkansen: Austria? No, the problem is the OCCITAN RANDOM PLACE IS GONE!!!

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Zenoc: And you all are the ones in charge here?

Aaron: WAAAGH PEOPLE'S MILITANCY AND STUFF IS RISING AND IT'S NYRUNIA'S FAULT!!!

Nyrunia: Why?

Aaron: ALL THOSE TECHNOLOGIES OF YOURS INCREASE PLURALITY AND STUFF!!!

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Nyrunia: But the numbers are green...

Aaron: THEY COULD BE PURPLE FOR ALL I CARE! IT'S CHANGING THE SITUATION, AND THAT'S BAAAAAD!!!

Capella: Hey, we've found oil!

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Zenoc: You people seem to jump around a lot.

Allatwan: It's to ensure everyone gets a line.

Zenoc: Right...

Topher Bear: How did you find oil?

Capella: Since we've not been to war in a while...

Gloa: What?

Capella: I decided to dig a three-foot deep trench from here to Canada. Do you have any whiskey?

Veovis: What are we going to do with oil? Make salads?

Nyrunia: Cruisers!

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Gloa: Do we know how to refine oil into fuel?

Nyrunia: ....

Gloa: Well?

Nyrunia: Stop ruining my dreams with your reality.
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Gloa: What the...LUNA!

Luna: Hey, it's about the only way I'm going to get any attention around here.
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 02:32 PM

View PostShinkansen, on Nov 30 2010, 01:06 PM, said:

Veovis: What are we going to do with oil? Make salads?

:cones: :D :bounce:
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 03:39 PM

View PostShinkansen, on Nov 30 2010, 10:06 AM, said:

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It's also known as the Berlin Conference because... it's hosted in British Berlin?

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Gloa: Mine mine mine! ALL MUST BE MINE!

Ooh, can we invade Ethiopia and Sudan, and then Colonize ACROSS THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF AFRICA?

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You'd wander around hallucinating about "oceans" of oil in the middle of America if you drank that much whiskey too.
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 05:05 PM

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Nov 30 2010, 04:39 PM, said:

It's also known as the Berlin Conference because... it's hosted in British Berlin?

Hosted by the famous British Prime Minster Otto von Bismark.

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Nov 30 2010, 04:39 PM, said:

Ooh, can we invade Ethiopia and Sudan, and then Colonize ACROSS THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF AFRICA?

I'll try, as long as the English or Americans or Italians don't kill us.

INTERLUDE

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The East India Company found a way to combat rebels: BY HAVING 40,000 SOLDIERS IN EVERY PROVINCE.

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Ladies and Gentlmen: the Semi-Autonomous Jewish People's Jacobin Commune of Pastavy.

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Good for you Sweden. You have the world's most worthless colony.

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I figured out how Canada is a great power. They kidnap people from Europe and make them live in their country. Just look at their nationality pie chart.

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At this rate, there'll be no Arabs left in Saudi Arabia.

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Apparently, the people of Luxembourg feel right at home in the jungles of the Yucatan.

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Is it just me, or are there seaports in EVERY SINGLE COASTAL PROVINCE?



Also, anyone up for another guest chapter.
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