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#76 User is offline   AaronAKAAtrus 

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 05:55 PM

if no one else does YES ID LOVE TO!
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 06:29 PM

View PostShinkansen, on Nov 30 2010, 06:06 PM, said:

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Gloa: What the...LUNA!

Luna: Hey, it's about the only way I'm going to get any attention around here.

:D :bounce:

Unfortunately I can't make head or tail of what's actually going on in the game itself, so I don't think I'd be able to do a guest chapter on this one...
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:28 PM

OK, files recieved, although i have not enough time right now.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 05:01 PM

Da Homies

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Nyrunia: Ooh, bad grammar. Got to get my ruler.
Rappers: Aw, dat ain't fair dog! We y'all colonized Dahomey!
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Gloa (Public Speech): We have officially colonized the regions of Kufe, Lagos and Da...(glance from Nyrunia) The Home E. Region.
Nyrunia (Whisper): You said region twice.
Gloa: :D :D
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Gloa: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD STOP SPEECHING.
Nyrunia: IT"S CALLED "SPEAKING TO AN AUDIENCE"!!!! (chases him offscreen
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Italy: We will spam you!
Italy: Actually, spam is terrible and American. We will prosciutto you!
Italy: maybe it's supposed to sound horrible though.. :walks away confused:
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Italy: AND NOW WE OWN THE POPE! WHAT NOW! :starts throwing tiramisu:
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America:WE WILL ANNEX AND SPAM YOU TOO!! :starts to throw BBQburgers:
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America: WE"RE COMING FOR YOU, PENNSYLVANIA (where i'm from!)
PA: :bounce:
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Gloa: HA! TAKE THAT OTHER NORTH AMERICAN COUNTRIES!
Nyrunia: YOU FORGOT A COMMA! (chases him again)
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Capella:Yes! Now we can win in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra War!
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Gloa: My colonies are at risk! NOOO!
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Nyrunia: Those Madagascarians look more like racist depictions of Chinese people.
Shinky: Well obviously Madagascar is isolationist! WE MUST FIGHT!
Capella: :D
Aaron: LET ME INTERROGATE THEM!
Allatwan: NO.
MEANWHILE!
Capella: :MAkes weird Prumprum sound: (for reference, If you've played civilization revolution, it's Bismarck's sound effect.)
Jesthar: NOT us, Capella.
Capella: awww...
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Gloa: (Looks for Nyrunia): Watch out for Cor Duh Elaine.
Everyone: :cones:
Nyrunia: AHHH! (comes on and chases him off)
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Capella, Gloa: Yay!
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TopherThyme (in apathetic attempt to fit them in): Yay and all, but look at all those factories. NVADE THEM< OUR SHIP!
LATER!
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Veovis: ODes this mean i finally have a part in the D'ni Republic of C'veer?
NO!
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 05:24 PM

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on Dec 7 2010, 06:01 PM, said:

Da Homies

:D

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Italy: Actually, spam is terrible and American. We will prosciutto you!

Silly Italy. Throwing food is for uncivilised nations...like Bukhara.

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on Dec 7 2010, 06:01 PM, said:

America: WE"RE COMING FOR YOU, PENNSYLVANIA (where i'm from!)

And apparently where I live. Because PA annexed the part of Maryland where I live.

How dare they!
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Posted 09 December 2010 - 06:15 PM

Ohio is huge now. :D
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 10:31 PM

Chapter 12

Yes Minister

1890-1892


Jesthar: Gloa, it seems that you have been lagging in your responsibilities-

Gloa: How so?

Jesthar: You keep missing all the important political developments in the world.

Gloa: How so?

Jesthar: We don't really care if the Sultan of Bukhara calls you a 'lice-ridden poo-poo head'. Stuff like-

Gloa: Alright, fine...Mali and Ireland both asked us for military access-

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Allatwan: Wait, aren't they at war?

Gloa: Yes. Speaking of which, I said yes to both of them.

Jesthar: Huh?

Gloa: It's an experiment. I say yes to all diplomatic offers, and see what happens.

Jesthar: But aren't they both at war with each other?

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Capella: Hey, what's that with the Baltic War of Karellia?

Gloa: Do you really want to know?

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TopherBear: And how did we get 1.34 million pounds?

Jesthar: That's your job.

TopherBear: Right...

Zenoc: Hey, I think you might want to check up on Ohio.

Gloa: I know. It's big now.

Zenoc: I meant...

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Gloa: AUGH! WHERE'S ME BANHAMMER?!

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Gloa: SMASHY SMASHY!!!

*beat*

Gloa: Phew, I'm glad that's over with.

Manchu: Of course you are, you great slimy pillock.

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Gloa: Oh shush...

Jesthar: Anything else?

Lostthyme: Me and Nyrunia figured out how to defend ourselves with rubberbands!

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Nyrunia: Geddit? :D

*beat*

Veovis: Not even funny...
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Allatwan: Wait, what?

Gloa: Erm...either Ireland's some sort of Machiavellian political genius, or I'm very confused...

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Gloa: ...or both...seriously, what's with all these wars?

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Zenoc: Maybe it's because you keep upsetting Da Homies in Ab Homie?

Aaron: Naaawww...

Jesthar: Maybe it's because-JEEZ!!!

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Jesthar: Lostthyme, stop building railways across Africa!

Lostthyme: But it's FUN!

Gloa: Wait, what was that in there?

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Gloa: JUST KEEP SAYING YES!

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Gloa: Oh for the love of-

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Allatwan: Are we going to keep saying yes?

Gloa: YES!
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Lostthyme: Yay! More places for railways!
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Erfurting Ambassador
: *gasp* Help...me...

Gloa: What?

Erfurting Ambassador: Pan...NATIONALISTS!!!

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Allatwan: Lol, there's no Germany. Your Pan-Nationalists are a Pan-Fail...istious...something thingy...

Bremner Ambassador: Indeed...

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Capella: I thought the 19th Century was supposed to be peaceful?

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Gloa: There, look! Peace!

Aaron: AND A BEACH!!!

Lostthyme: MOAR RAILWAYS!!!

Jesthar: Don't you have factories to build?

Lostthyme: Not yet.

Jesthar: Wait, the UK and Netherlands were at war?

Gloa: Apparently-

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Gloa: Whatever...
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Gloa: Om nom nom...sphere must be bigger...

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Gloa: Wait, what? AARON!

Aaron: Not my fault! The army's defecting!

Capella: But you're supposed to stop things like that!

Allatwan: Cliffhanger?

Narrator-Shinkansen: Yep.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 09:13 AM

Oh noes, rebels. Are they commies?

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You know, we have a big sphere and territory, and America looks pretty weak. invadeinvadeinvadeinvade

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Gloa: Erm...either Ireland's some sort of Machiavellian political genius, or I'm very confused...

Ireland: To war with these people we kind of really like!

Mali: Hurray!
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 10:36 AM

Chapter 13

View PostGehn, lord of ages, on Dec 11 2010, 10:13 AM, said:

Oh noes, rebels. Are they commies?

1892-1892


Gloa[/b]: Oh hey, Silesia!

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Jesthar: Wait, what's that behind Silesia?

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Aaron: EVIL REBEL PEOPLES!!!

Allatwan: Are they commies?

Capella: No!

Allatwan: :D

Aaron: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE HALP!!!

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Gloa: Oh hey, South Tirol.

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Capella: WE DON'T CARE!

Gloa: Oh hey, Occitania.

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Aaron: IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO US!!!

Gloa: But the balance of power is changing rapidly!

Nyrunia: Hey, look, I can crack things now!

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Lostthyme: Yay, fuel refineries!

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Capella: Great, now we can throw gasoline at the rebels.

Nyrunia: FIRE!!!

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Jesthar: Is it over?

Aaron: BURN REBEL PEOPLES!

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Capella: Is it over?

Aaron: YES MY PRETTIES HA HA HA!!!

Nyrunia: ZAP!!

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Zenoc: Oh dear...
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 12:35 PM

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Nyrunia: ZAP!!

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Zenoc: Oh dear...

:D

Oh dear, indeed - Nyrunia with zapability capability... :bounce:
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Posted 22 December 2010 - 06:00 PM

Chapter 14
The Enemy Within
1892-1895


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Nyrunia: Hi everyone! This is my friend, Thomas. I just found him!

Thomas: Hi!

Gloa: Wait, what's that behind Thomas?! BANHAMMER!!!

Gloa exits

Topher: That's nice...

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Capella: Wait...

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Capella: AARON!!!

Aaron: Yeah?

Capella: Aren't you supposed to be keeping an eye on the rebels?

Aaron: I can't see them if they're in your Army.

Capella: Why not?

Aaron: They're wearing our uniforms.

Capella: ...

Jesthar: Anyway, how's the navy going?

Capella: Huh? Oh, right, we've got these nice shiny new cruisers-

Nyrunia: Powered by GASOLINE!!!

Capella: -yeah...

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Allatwan: Lol, couldn't you thought of better names?

Capella: What's wrong with the DNS Spire?

Allatwan: Not that-

Aaron: MY POET SENSE IS TINGLING!!!

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Jesthar: You can sense dissident poets but not traitors in the Army?

Aaron: KEEL HIM!!!

Nyrunia: ZAP!!

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Topher: Ok, I think we should cut back on research funding...

Nyrunia: Can't. Research based on average national literacy!

Gloa enters

Gloa: Okay, people, here's the situation: The British-Iberian war of 'Hey! Your Stealing my Flag Design!' ended in white piece-

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Nyrunia: A piece of white what?

Jesthar: They were at war?

Gloa: Saarland, Hesse-Kassel, and Formosa were taken over by the worthless Pan-Nationalists-

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Allatwan: Lol, what are German Pan-Nationalists doing in China?

Gloa: No, they're-

Jesthar: You shouldn't include different parts of the world in the same reports, Gloa.

Nyrunia: Maybe he needs his Formosa Hesse-Kassel'ed!

Gloa: Look, I'll Hesse-Kassel your Formosa into your Saarland if you don't stop-

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Gloa: -interrupting. EUROPE! WHY CAN'T YOU REMAIN PEACEFUL FOR TWO SECONDS?!

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Paris: Busy. Fighting!

Allatwan: Why do the Occitanians look like mustard packets?

Gloa: Camouflage, I'm assuming.

Occitania: No, it's called our uniforms being the same stupid colour as the stupid colour on the stupid map. Stupid!

Jesthar: Anyway...

Luna: Do we really need so many colonies?

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Gloa: How did you get in and yes.

Luna: What?

Zenoc: So these colonies? They give rich people who don't support us money?

Gloa: How did you get in and no! Did you write that?!

Zenoc: Erm...

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Aaron: STOP PUBLISHING THIS NONSESENSENSENSE!!!

*beat*

Gloa: Anyway...Aha! My diplomacy triumphs!

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Lostthyme: And yet you are powerless to prevent ugly European borders.

Gloa: Hmm...I like this news not. Bring me some other news.

Jesthar: What?

Gloa: I LIKE IT NOT! BRING ME SOME OTHER NEWS

Zenoc: Yo.

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Gloa: Eurgh, that's even worse. And slightly disturbing....

Aaron: Hey, let us not throw wild accusations around!

*beat*

Aaron: You're going to have to pay attention to me one day!

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Gloa: NO THIS NEWS IS TOO MUCH I STILL LIKE IT NOT!!!

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Gloa: Okay, this news is okay. Say yes to both of them.

Jesthar: You know, one day some stupid thing in the Balkans or something will get us and our alliances in trouble.

Gloa: Shh...

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Allatwan: Wait, who's the Serenian Party again?

Luna: That's me, the Socialists!

Allatwan: I thought that was me.

Gloa: You're the anarcho-liberal party.

Topher: Is there even such a thing as liberal anarchy?

Gloa: Sure why not...

Aaron: Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-do!

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Capella: Wait, what?!

Aaron: X-Ray Gasoline-Cruiser-Battalions, DEPLOY!!!

Capella: What?
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Posted 22 December 2010 - 06:08 PM

WHAD FACTION AM I?
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#88 User is offline   Gehn, lord of ages 

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Posted 23 December 2010 - 09:32 AM

View PostShinkansen, on Dec 22 2010, 04:00 PM, said:

Gloa: -interrupting. EUROPE! WHY CAN'T YOU REMAIN PEACEFUL FOR TWO SECONDS?!

Europe! You are almost as bad as the Central Asian Nations which like to insult people - except you do so with guns!
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 06:14 PM

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on 22 December 2010 - 06:08 PM, said:

WHAD FACTION AM I?

Comunazsocdemlibrepulabour Party of Cake.

Chapter 15
The Enemy Without
1895-1897


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Capella: Wait, what just happened?

Aaron: Happy super fun rebels of DOOM!

Jesthar: But they didn't cause any damage?

Capella: Apparently.

Aaron: DOOM!!

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Gloa: Speaking of which, we've made something that will help us do stuff with guns or something.

Lostthyme: Wait, why are YOU announcing this? This is my department.

Gloa: It says 'the Foreign Minister reports', ergo I report.

Lostthyme: But it has to do with economics?

Gloa: Shush. Anyway, therebelsbyirelandoringreecehasmadephoenixhavewithsudanrevoltedpeacemanisownedgreatbritain.

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Jesthar: What?

Aaron: Argh, too many infos at once!

Capella: And what is this all about with continued rebels and whatnot always rebelling without a notice of their rebellious rebellions?

Aaron: Dunno...

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Capella: Eurgh...

Gloa: So, anyway, I hope you don't mind getting involved in a war...

Nyrunia: X-Ray dreadnoughts of DOOM...DEPLOY!

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Gloa: ...that will involve no effort on our part-

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Gloa: -nnnnnnnngggggg...

Allatwan: Lol, I really do not see why this seemingly meaningless movement of European territory between the various secondary powers causes you so much irritation.

Gloa: Because there are now Orthodox Greeks living in a Muslim Arab nation.

Zenoc: We're a semi-absolutist monarchy with a severe colonialist streak and a habit for ignoring both the poor AND the many minorities that live within our state, and you're upset by 20,000 Greeks living on an Egyptian island?

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Lostthyme: Or two-and-a-half million Swiss living in Italy?

Gloa: ....

TopherBear: Hey, just so you know, I kind of got in trouble with some Mounties because I was taking photographs of giant concrete structures or something.

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Nyrunia: TO WAR!

Aaron: TO WAR!

Veovis: WAAAR!!!

Gloa: WAR?!

Lostthyme: WAW!!

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Jesthar: No, 'WAR'.

Topher: WAR!!!

Luna: Uhm, can't we discuss this?

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Answer: No.



Anyone want to a guest chapter?
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 09:22 PM

View PostShinkansen, on 26 January 2011 - 06:14 PM, said:

Nyrunia: TO WAR!

Aaron: TO WAR!

Veovis: WAAAR!!!

Gloa: WAR?!

Lostthyme: WAW!!

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I might be able to take a guest chapter over the weekend.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:23 PM

Um, why would improving military make nave=y suffer? O.O
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:21 AM

Because by military it means army in particular.
CANADAAAAA!1897-1899ish

Capella: Off to the Canadian border!

Gloa: Not so fast!

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Nyrunia: Ew, how do they have allies?

Gloa: The same way we have them - alliances.

Capella: Speaking of those, could you please call on them so I don't have to bother with fighting aaaaalll those other enemies?

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Mexico: OH NO, NOT OHIO!

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Jesthar: Well that was easy.

Aaron: GUYS - BREAKING NEWS! I FINALLY HAVE A JOB!

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Shinkansen: So wait, if we didn't have secret police before, what were you doing, Aaron?

Capella: No wonder we had so many revolutions.

Lostthyme: Why are we even worrying about Boxer and Sepoy rebels?

Gloa: THERE IS ONLY WAR!

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Capella: Go Kerath!

...

Capella: VICTORY!

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Shinkansen: You know, I'm not sure you take war seriously enough, Capella.

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Topher: Wow, we seem to be winning.

Capella, Shinkansen, Gloa: Was there ever a doubt?

Gloa: By the way, our ally Rio Grande collapsed to rebels.

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Shinkansen: Er, see if they still like us?

Rio Grande: Boo! Oppressors and friends of the former government! Flee, D'ni!

Gloa: I don't think they do.

Lostthyme: Look out, there's a bunch of Canadian artillery marching over!

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Capella: ...why do they keep sending lone brigades of artillery to attack us?

Meanwhile In Canada!
Canadian War Minister Capelleh: You soldiers have been selected for the elite mission of infiltrating the enemy armies and attacking them by surprise. They'll just be looking for big armies, while you're small enough to slip by unnoticed.

Artilleryman: But... we shoot cannons. We tote cannons around with us. They're not exactly the most secret method of transport.

Capelleh: Then leave you cannons behind!

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Scientist: Sirs! I was looking in my microscope, and I think I discovered a new organism!
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Lostthyme, Capella, Jesthar, Allatwan, luna, Nyrunia: YAY!

Gloa: Hello, guys - remember there's a war going on?

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Canada: No, you beat another of my super underdog battle attempts! How can this be, they always win in the movies! I give up.

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Shinkansen: No! We want Saskatchatwan. Or however that's spelled.

Allatwan: You mean Saskatchuwia?

Nyrunia: Saskatchansen?

Shinkansen: Whatever! We want your land, Canada.

Canada: Hmph, you're setting a bad example for the nations, nasty DRCans.

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Rio Grande: HELP!

Gloa: No can do, Rio Grande. Being all rebellious and anti-cool-DRCan doesn't look so fun now, does it?
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

The Suffrage movement is an ORGANISM? :rotflol:
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 06:37 PM

View PostAaronAKAAtrus, on 30 January 2011 - 05:29 PM, said:

The Suffrage movement is an ORGANISM? :rotflol:

Naturally.

Chapter 17
Bringing Home the (Canadian) Bacon
1899-1901


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Rio: AAARGH!!! *dead*

Gloa: Well, that's what you get for being such a rebellious and anti-cool-DRCan.

Lostthyme: Wait, what's that about analytic philosophy?

Nyrunia: By emphasising clarity of logic and argument, we create a sense of respect for the natural sciences, while rejecting the broad assumptions of previous philosophical systems.

Jesthar: What does that have to do with prestige?

Shinkansen: Prestige is an abstract representation of a nation's cultural and scientific power in the world; it is the third pillar upon which Great Power status is founded, the other two being industrial and military power. Generally, prestige is generated via discovery and invention of scientific advancement, though it can also come about through cultural-

Gloa: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON?!

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Capella: Oh hey, we're winning.

Gloa: Gah, stupid Cascadia making our war more difficult.

Jesthar: How so?

Gloa: If they keep adding war goals, we'll never reach the war-score needed to obtain a peace favourable to us. And provinces and battles are only worth about a tenth of a war-score point.

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Gloa: ...then again, we are doing pretty good.

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Gloa: Canadian fool. Only now, at the end, do they understand. Their feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side superior military strategy! They will pay the price for their lack of vision!

Canada: Noooo! I can't die now! Maybe strategic withdrawals will help?

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Capella: YOU CALL THAT A VICTORY?!

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Capella: Canada, stop forcing stalemate-defeats on us!

Capelleh: Neener-neener.

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Aaron: ASOLEIDGHQWEIRKGJAHWGTHAWLKRTHALWKJGALJLJKL WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jesthar: I think we broke him...

Nyrunia: SECRET ANTI-REBEL MAGIC TESLA COILS OF PHILOSOPHY DEPLOY!!!

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Nyrunia: Or not...

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Aaron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Capella: MY SHIPS!

Shinkansen: Well, you shouldn't've left them in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

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Gloa: Cascadia, now isn't the time!

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Capella: Yay, we're winning again!

Aaron: REBELS???!!!

Capella: Oh, right...

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Aaron: AARGHSTAYNATTHEYMCAITSFUNSTAYNATTHEYMCAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

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Jesthar: Oh wow, there's a lot of them.

Aaron: AARGHDESTROYKILLMAIMMURDERBLOODYOGHURTKONRADZUSEARRGH!!!

Zenoc: Wait, reactionaries? How can the government get any more reactionary than what we've got.

Aaron: THEY'RE ICKY STINKY REBELS WHO DON'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE!!!

Zenoc: Right...

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Gloa: ARGH, CASCADIA, NOW IS NOT THE-

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Gloa: STUPID EUROPE/SOUTH AMERICA HOW I VERY MUCH DISLIKE-

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Gloa: -whut?

Capella: We won.

Gloa: Oh.

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Gloa: LET US CELEBRATE BY BANNING CANADA! MWA-HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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