[Capella]

So at Mysterium last night someone broke out Cards Against Humanity. For those who don't know, it's a fun party game. You have black cards, which are sentences with at least one blank space where you fill in from a white card, which has words or phrases. The goal is to be as hilarious and politically-incorrect as possible. Well, someone had the expansion pack with a few blank cards last night, and people started writing in Myst references.

For example:

"The ____, did you bring the _____" was a black card. Since there are two blanks, you'd pick two white cards to add them in.

"Atrus' Bad Parenting" was a white card. That means you would pull it out of a pile as a potential answer to a black card's blank.

There are real rules to the game about how one person draws a black and everyone else takes from their handful of whites and puts them down facedown and then the person with the black picks their favorite. But Myst fans hate doing the expected, so we were running a variant where the host either kept the black card out and picked whites until everyone died laughing, or held a white and kept pulling blacks to match it. The two biggest Myst-themed standouts from last night:

- What's the gift that keeps on giving? Atrus' Bad Parenting
- I drink to forget Atrus' Bad Parenting

So let's come up with some Myst-themed CAH card ideas! Specify whether it's white or black, please.

Moderator Note

Cards Against Humanity is not work safe. The Myst jokes we come up with should be, but anything off-site from the official game won't be. I'm linking off-site to the game so people know what I'm talking about, but MystCommunity is not responsible for the content of CAH anywhere off here.

[Kaelri]

Black Cards:

- It's the _____ , Sirrus' _____
- The _____ , did you bring the _____? (use same white card)
- They took my _____ , my two _____ , and when I got back to Narayan, all I saw was _____ .
- The _____ has not yet been _____.
- I realized the moment I _____ into the _____...
- My _____ (has/have) _____ me. I know what must be done.
- What do you see, Atrus? _____
- "No! Noo! Noooo! Not (the) _____"
- No _____, no precious _____ , no _____ to link to; nothing but my own foolish ambitions.
- Atrus's choice of punishment has been hard on _____ .
- I apologize for _____ .
- I realized the moment that I fell into the _____ that the _____ would not be destroyed as I had planned.
- _____ ? Is that you? Come to rescue your _____ so soon?
- _____ needed me.
- With disregard _____ were stripped from their homes.
- You know _____ no longer lies in his _____ .
- I alone can _____ this _____ .
- I have lost my _____ , my _____ , my _____ .
- What began as _____ , holding out hope for _____ , has returned to _____.
- I am _______ and I will not be _______!
- Go ahead ________. Go ahead and ________!
- No! Noo! Noooo! Not (the) _____
- No _____, no precious _____ , no _____ to link to; nothing but my own foolish ambitions.
- Atrus's choice of punishment has been hard on _____ .
- I apologize for _____ .
- I realized the moment that I fell into the _____ that the _____ would not be destroyed as I had planned.
- _____ ? Is that you? Come to rescue your _____ so soon?
- _____ needed me.
- With disregard _____ were stripped from their homes.
- You know _____ no longer lies in his _____ .
- I alone can _____ this _____ .
- I have lost my _____ , my _____ , my _____ .
- What began as _____ , holding out hope for _____ , has returned to _____.

[Alex T.G.]

White Cards:

- Atrus' bad parenting
- Sirrus
- Achenar
- Atrus
- Riven
- Gehn
- Yeesha
- Esher
- The plaaaaaaaan. SIRRUS' PLAN!
- The spaceship.
- a squee.
- Yeesha on a bad trip.
- Linking Book
- Katran
- a mangree
- Dream
- Magical disappearing Catherine
- Catherine's changing accent
- Paaaaadlocks
- Quab wash
- Guildmaster Billy Mays
- Duck-Knee
- Gehn singing opera
- Spider Chair
- Pirahna chicken
- Quabs
- Squee
- A Moiety dagger

[Capella]

According to Mysterium, Atrus' Bad Parenting is the ultimate trump card. Nothing ever beats ABP.

[Alex T.G.]

Some cards!

Black cards:
"I am _______ and I will not be _______!"
"Go ahead ________. Go ahead and ________!"

White cards:
Linking book
Mangrees
Dream
Magical disappearing Catherine
Catherine's changing accent
Paaaaadlocks
Quab wash
Guildmaster Billy Mays
Duck-Knee
Gehn singing opera

[Capella]

Black Cards

No _____, no precious _____ , no _____ to link to; nothing but my own foolish ambitions.

Atrus's choice of punishment has been hard on _____ .

I apologize for _____ .

I realized the moment that I fell into the _____ that the _____ would not be destroyed as I had planned.

_____ ? Is that you? Come to rescue your _____ so soon?

_____ needed me.

With disregard _____ were stripped from their homes.

You know _____ no longer lies in his _____ .

I alone can _____ this _____ .

I have lost my _____ , my _____ , my _____ .

What began as _____ , holding out hope for _____ , has returned to _____.


White Cards

Serenia

Spider Chair

Pirahna chicken

Quabs

Squee

A Moiety dagger

[luna]

Let me try this

Black card :

"No! Noo! Noooo! Not (the) _____"

[estelendur]

Alternately:

I am ___ and I will not be defeated!